<< How much is that Barbie in the Window?...
 
 Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his
daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.
 
 He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant,
"How much is that Barbie in the window?"
 
 In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?"  She continues, "We have
Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie
Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes
Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00".
 
 Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only
$19.95?"
 
 "That's obvious" the sales lady says.  "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's
house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..." >>